Jumping Back Into Shark Infested Waters
I think I'm ready to date again.
I came to this realization slowly over the course of many a night quaffing numerous bottles of Pinot Gris (today I took out 17 empty wine bottles with my weekly recycling and no, I hadn't had a party in the last 7 days) with my Urban Tribe (the gals and the gays) ringed around me and my grotesque ankle.
I love my urban tribe. They amuse me to no end (being great conversationalists). And they came to my place rather than going out or hosting our gatherings at their own homes cause I'm a gimp and let's face it, lazy.
But...I want some sex. Hot, long, perhaps slightly naughty sex. And since I'm neither a lesbian (though if I were, I'd definitely be of the lipstick variety) and my gays are only attracted to their own kind, my urban tribe isn't gonna help me on this one.
Now I know that some of my favorite bloggers will tell me dating isn't necessary to get great sex. And typically, I would agree. But see, my usual "what are you doing tonight" f*ck buddies have gone onto the "no longer available for casual sex" column. Flyby and I have been done (finally! some of you might say) since early April and the others have somehow gotten themselves married or are dating. Since poaching is just not done by JoJo, it leaves me with the sad task of picking through the dull, the dentally challenged, the narcissists, the socially inept, etc. to find some appropriate guys to bang (as they say colloquially).
Since I have to find my new sex boytoy (ok, perhaps he can be more than just a casual playmate) by the middle of next month (I'm in the midst of a six week lull between the end of our annual meeting and the Democratic Convention at the end of August. After the DNC, I'll only have time for conjugal quickies - conversation and dating will be extremely curtailed until after Election Day), I need some help. Beyond the usual online dating sites, where can I meet age appropriate (late 30's since I don't feel like joining the cougar ranks), single, disease free guys who aren't opposed to some spirited conversation and even more spirited sex?
All suggestions will be given the appropriate levels of consideration.
I came to this realization slowly over the course of many a night quaffing numerous bottles of Pinot Gris (today I took out 17 empty wine bottles with my weekly recycling and no, I hadn't had a party in the last 7 days) with my Urban Tribe (the gals and the gays) ringed around me and my grotesque ankle.
I love my urban tribe. They amuse me to no end (being great conversationalists). And they came to my place rather than going out or hosting our gatherings at their own homes cause I'm a gimp and let's face it, lazy.
But...I want some sex. Hot, long, perhaps slightly naughty sex. And since I'm neither a lesbian (though if I were, I'd definitely be of the lipstick variety) and my gays are only attracted to their own kind, my urban tribe isn't gonna help me on this one.
Now I know that some of my favorite bloggers will tell me dating isn't necessary to get great sex. And typically, I would agree. But see, my usual "what are you doing tonight" f*ck buddies have gone onto the "no longer available for casual sex" column. Flyby and I have been done (finally! some of you might say) since early April and the others have somehow gotten themselves married or are dating. Since poaching is just not done by JoJo, it leaves me with the sad task of picking through the dull, the dentally challenged, the narcissists, the socially inept, etc. to find some appropriate guys to bang (as they say colloquially).
Since I have to find my new sex boytoy (ok, perhaps he can be more than just a casual playmate) by the middle of next month (I'm in the midst of a six week lull between the end of our annual meeting and the Democratic Convention at the end of August. After the DNC, I'll only have time for conjugal quickies - conversation and dating will be extremely curtailed until after Election Day), I need some help. Beyond the usual online dating sites, where can I meet age appropriate (late 30's since I don't feel like joining the cougar ranks), single, disease free guys who aren't opposed to some spirited conversation and even more spirited sex?
All suggestions will be given the appropriate levels of consideration.
posted by JoJo at Wednesday, July 23, 2008
2 Comments:
I always meet lots of women when I'm not out looking to meet women. Just go out and do the things you enjoy doing. When you do something you enjoy for your own sake, you give off a positive vibe that is very attractive.
Or...try going to a sports bar when there is an ultimate fighting event on. It's like a sausage fest.
Ninja-
the stuff I enjoy doing - running, antiqueing, sailing, going for long walks with my dog are not in the cards for me for another good while. Unforunately, I'm still severely limited in where I can go/do. By the end of the day, my ankle is swollen like the proverbial balloon and all I want to do is go home, prop it up on a pillow, plop a towel wrapped cold pack on it and pop a couple/few Aleves with a gallon of wine.
Sports bar? Hmmm...
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