Subjects I Could Blog About...

• The insidious cold/flu that laid me up for days
• The ridiculous estimate to remodel the bathroom ($14,000!)
• The day I broke down in tears at the state of my house and hired a maid (asking myself again and again why I didn't just do it sooner)
• The very expensive meal in the Tasting room of Restaurant Eve with my favorite gays
• Bella getting kicked out of doggie daycare (and the adventures of finding a doggie therapist so she can get reinstated)
• My most excellent ski trip to Vail
• A potential new romance which, of course, comes with complications
• How I'm going to survive six days back at Casa de Parental Unit over Easter
• My depression about the neverending Democratic primaries
• The art of spending loads of money at Costco on things you don't absolutely need
• Going to various open houses of homes I could never possibly afford
• My recently discovered talent for writing great match.com profiles for my friends
• The latest and greatest injury to JoJo's body (rolled ankle, doc threatening me with yet another surgery)
• My addiction to Facebook
• Finding the perfect bra (it's harder than you think!)
• Weight gain and my latest hairbrained scheme to take it all off (join expensive gym and hire personal trainer so you're guilting yourself to go to the gym by thinking of all the money you've invested)

But, since I neither have the time nor energy, the above laundry list will have to serve as an update on what's been going on in my life.